Should I keep this card?
This card is ideal for my friend who is old enough to know better, young enough to get pissed and do it anyway! In fact, she doesn't even need to get pissed to do it anyway so it's not actually that ideal. Maybe I should return it and get one that is actually more accurate. Or perhaps I could just cross out the words "get pissed and" with a biro so that it is more appropriate.